legalmexican:

me when I want to fight someone

(via bastille)


cheer-society:

cheer-bowsss:

To all the people who want needles but feel like they will never be able to get one.
I always thought that, too. One day I decided I’d start stretching every day and I as I saw improvement it made me want to stretch more and more before I knew it I had a needle. I want you guys to know YOU CAN DO THIS I believe in you!!!

I guess I need to start stretching. (:

cheer-society:

cheer-bowsss:

To all the people who want needles but feel like they will never be able to get one.

I always thought that, too. One day I decided I’d start stretching every day and I as I saw improvement it made me want to stretch more and more before I knew it I had a needle. I want you guys to know YOU CAN DO THIS I believe in you!!!

I guess I need to start stretching. (:

(via exer-size)


babyrad:

From Twitter
Letter to mother of Mike Brown from the mother of Kendrick Johnson

(via luna-lit)


spockisinthetardis:

marauders4evr:

Alright, folks.

I know that some of you are heading off to college.

And you’re nervous.

So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment:

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK TO USE THE BATHROOM IN COLLEGE.

That is all.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST GET UP AND WALK OUT WITHOUT EXPLAINING MYSELF???

(via alienkink)


(via baracknobama)


parzifalsjudgment:

oneladydracor:

This is such a stupid, pointless weird thing that I don’t understand why it exists. And I want it.

But tris.EGG TOWER.

parzifalsjudgment:

oneladydracor:

This is such a stupid, pointless weird thing that I don’t understand why it exists.
And I want it.

But tris.

EGG TOWER.

(via benedick-cumslut)


metamorphosisofmeg:

instead of telling myself that eating extra isn’t going to make me gain more weight I’m going to start ask myself why the fuck it matters if it does

(via fightthewhispers)


hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

(via crystallized-teardrops)


fictionalanxiety:

dex5m:

So Misha’s done it. And has done it right. [X]

He’s probably like “ice? Well here’s an excuse to be naked.”

(via benedick-cumslut)


sassykardashian:

*deletes your messages off my phone to symbolically delete you out of my life*

(via luckyclove)


(via ajmxx)


bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

image

(via crystallized-teardrops)


besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

(via sincerelymady)



Wake up early. Do not check your phone. Have a shower, wash your hair and use your favorite perfume. Only apply minimal makeup, look at yourself in the mirror, and remember - you are beautiful. Do not think of him. Put on something pretty and comfortable, have a healthy breakfast, walk outside barefoot. Do not wonder what he is doing. Go for a run and love how strong you feel. Dance. Do not check your phone. Go shopping, buy that deep red lipstick you love but were too scared to buy. Pick yourself flowers. You don’t need him. Be reminded of how happy you can be by yourself. Do not think of him. If you are lonely, call an old friend. Light some candles. Love yourself. You are okay, you are beautiful, you do not need him. Life is good.
jg, I just really needed to write this (via missinyouiskillingme)

(via missinyouiskillingme)